I’ve never related to anything more
college in a 17 second montage
I̢̨̨͕̱̭̺̘̝̲̤͞’̴̺͈̯̜̜͚͎̞́͞͝͞m̢̧̩̝̺̺̺̲͇̻͙͚̯͉̺̤̕͘ ̢̨̀̕҉͖̰̪̖̗͕͉̦̞̟̮̜͖̼P̵̸̙̱̟̥̲̱̜̞͉͔̣͚͕̳͘e̹̥̼̫̰͔͖̯͓͚̭̱͟͠p̸̡͎̥̩̲̳̥̳͔͕̗̫̯̰͖̺̟̹̰̮͢ṕ̶̛͔̯̖̝̭͇̩̬̻̱̼a̰͎͈̹͚̯̲̪͎̺͙̻̦͖̱̬̭̕̕ ̞͕̜̯͔̫̝͚̮͖̹͇̩̫͔̮͈͡͡ͅͅp̸̵̲̜͓̻̫͚̪̬͙͚̲͍̳̕͢͞į̺̳͉̱̥̱̖̰̟͈̀g̡҉̴̢̙̳̰̮̦̮̯̭̻͓̗͎̙̻͈
testicles are actually filled with candy so hit them really hard with bats
dont do this
you just want all the candy for yourself don’t you
pro tip: perform magic tricks for anyone who gives you a hard time about wearing a condom during sex. for instance, a disappearing act
"so do you have a boyfriend?"
I begin to sweat, fumbling. I’m trying to shove them back into my pockets but it’s too late. thousands upon thousands of pictures of godzilla spill from my hands and into the floor, covered in kiss marks. there are so many.